Philly: phat and phugly

My dear sister, who is a Portland expat living happily in San Diego, should be pleased to learn that according to Travel and Leisure Magazine, San Diego placed second in their "most attractive city" rankings, while Philly placed a dismal LAST!

As a local quoted in this article put it, "besides the stereotypes that we're, like, the fattest city, we eat all the cheesesteaks and stuff, there's still some good-looking people up in here."

I mean, hellooooo, I'm here, right?

And who said you can't be hot and a little chubby? Cheesesteaks are good. Just you all wait till I come home at Christmastime -- I'm bringing a suitcase of high-fat Philly happiness in the form of an assortment of Tasty Kakes. Mmm.