mmm, spam

I got this spam email by a -- how did you guess? -- 25 year old blonde named Fifi or something, asking me to join her yahoo group. She seemed like a nice girl -- her interests included me "gentle touching her body" and "taking [her] to paradize". In any case, I wouldn't even mention it except when reading a list of her stats, I discovered her measurements: 38-21-31.

Like, seriously? Who wrote that? How stupid is the audience for Fifi's emails? I know that women customarily say they weigh less than they do, even to boyfriends/husbands, because lots of guys don't have a realistic idea of what women weigh, e.g. thinking that a "normal" weight for women is 120lbs. Meanwhile, I'm always at least 25lbs above that, which I'm sure for some guys conjures up images of a woman who is, er, "Rubanesque".

But for the record, I'd just like to point out that 21" is the circumference of my thigh. Not a waist measurement, unless you're 12. And 31"? Yeah, more like a waist measurement.

Just saying.